Happy New Year!

Sorry for no post today, I was busy preparing for New Years! Happy New Year RPF! You can take tomorrow off if your want, since most of us will have hang overs (jk lol)! 2008 opens up new opportunities, and many new wars on CP. So be ready! Happy New Year everybody!

- Commando717

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In RPF Inc. News Today:

In todays news, RPF Inc. still goes completely unchallenged. As a result our stock is skyrocketing. We need some competition people. In other news, we made large sales in the weapons department, and maneged to sell a house in the real estate. To all of our costumers, we welcome you to enjoy the bagel department. The RPF army is vastly contributing to our sales, and thank you to the Romans, for purchasing one million dollars worth of weapon supplies.

(Edit by Commando) In other news, the supply demand is going up. We must establish at least one factory to keep up with sales. Right now we currently have one factory being constructed in Tuxedo. We only have 20 workers so its not going to be done any time soon. If anyone wants a job that would be great. Feel free to log onTuxedo and help with construction!

To Clear Things Up

This is RPF Inc. however, we are not the RPF war factory. We sell multiple things, but we do not directly sell the weapons. We own the factory that sells weapons, but we do not actually… er, well, sell the weapons, if you know what I mean.

Also, on another note, please, when you make a buisness, do not copy my site. From this point on we have a copyright law. That means you IPA Inc.

The Order of Operations

So now you have your job, you know your purpose. So, I bet you already know how stupid this is and you most likely want to quit. Don’t quit, for the love of god, please. Instead, I will simply tell you what you are doing wrong!

• Marketting: Compile slideshowd that have to do with the product using pictures off the internet. Create the slideshow type movie using windows movie maker. Post on youtube when finished.
• Research and Developement: come up with ideas and find pictures of what we should sell. Give them to the marketting.
• Sales will attempt to make people of the armies buy the weapons created by John’s Weapon Dept.
• CEOs and Manegers will have the most stock in the company and participate in the “wars” which are just battles of buisness on the chat that I made for the buisness debates.

Remember that we are not directly affiliated with John’s Weapon Developement Factory. With any luck, some armies will catch on and create their own buisness branches

So you finnaly got that job?

So you did it. You made it through my securtiy gaurds and was able to avoid my laser safety grid. you think your hot stuff don’t you? Well you should. because my third security precaution is a pyrotechnic chamber, that sets everything on fire. So, before you go get those third degree burns treated, i’m sure your going to ask me for a job! Here’s how it goes: Your job is to get into your cubical and shut up. We develope what the CEOs and myself feel is suitable. The products may vary from month to month, but as your first assignment I want you to find a willing team of research and developement officers. I am counting on you, my loyal emplyees to start an expidition of… er, uh… work-i-ness. Now stop reading and do your job you SLACKER!!

Welcome Employees

This is RPF Incorporated. Here, we think of war as a buisness. We are peaceful, and we don’t get incolved in attacks. If you work for RPF Incorporated, you have chosen the perfect career path. All disputes will be settled by debates, and buisness proposals. You have no need to fear us, and we have no need to fear you. Our CEOs will decide what our products will be in the boredroom. Hope you enjoy your employment here at RPF Inc.