News Today

Today in the world, something happened! There was a person that did something, and then was repremanded for said thing. There were also places that had stuff in them.

Seriously folks, there isn’t anything going on. I absolutely hate winter. Absolutely. So, I hope you guys don’t decide to join Momcorp or something.

Oh my God. I just remember something that happened in the news: Rapidy gave us our biggest sale in the history of the planet. Rapidy decided to buy 2.5 trillion dollars worth of bagels. Thanks Rapidy, and thanks for obviously having a drug cartel!