Making Fun of Emos!

Recently, Dragonninja has decided to become emo. Somewhat lame jokes about emos. Some are funny and some are stupid! Let’s get started:

Normally, when a kidnapper sends you a ransom note, they threaten to kill the person kidnapped, but emos threaten to kill themselves.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. But, when life gives emos lemons, they cut the lemons in half and shove the lemons in their eyes and watch their corneas burn and shrivel.

If emos say that they are sick of the world, life and everything, then why do they become emo. Ergo, they would draw attention to themselves, and make it seem like they care what other people think about them.

Can emos read? Can emos watch TV? Do they know about anything that happens in teh world outside of their lives. Its almost selfish, the way they hate themselves.

Emos walk alone, claiming they have no friends. It seems odd that their are so many people like that that we had to make it a social class. There were 11 other people dressed exactly like they were in the school yearbook, and they were complaining that they had no friends.

They are being conformists to the near majority of non conformists.

And the grand finale folks! If emos hate the world so much, then why do they take the time out of their busy scheduals to buy all of the clothes, and get the hair styles, and dye their hair, and get the bracelets, and get the piercings, and put the face paint on, and try as hard as possible to be hated by everyone. You just don’t have that kind of time in this modern 21st century world!!! You have to be desperate to draw attention to do that much.