- You’re looking forward to a sweet 16 party
- You’re reading this wile eating a stake dinner
- If your favorite TV show involves the Disney Channel
- If your favorite show involves a drama of some sorts
- If your favorite food is lobster
- If you got mad at your mom for never getting you a third pony
- If you got mad at dad for getting a white Escalade
- If your house has more than two stories, and stucco siding
- If you were dissapointed that you recieved a PS3 Instead of an Xbox 360, only to later realize that you did recieve an Xbox 360, just not the model you wanted.
- If the flamingoes on your lawn are real
- If the flamingoes on your lawn are porcelien
- If your lawnmower is a flock of illegal aliens, have of which you named Paco, the other half of which you haven’t ever had to talk to
- You have a butler
- You know anyone named Jeeves
- You own a black or red blaser
- You actually own silver spoons
- Your poker is for company stock
- To you, trading cards is just a fancy way of saying “stocks and bonds”
- You never got to buy out chuckie cheeses
- Your clothes weren’t made in a chinese sweatshop
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February 23, 2008 at 7:54 am
I am not a prep. Yay!
February 24, 2008 at 7:11 am
ROFLOL