Bagel Dept.
Bagels are the breakfast of the future. By them by the slice, or the barrel. We just want to spread the good of bagels around the world!
Notes
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May cause spontainous discumbustion in several lazer guided devices
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Shipments contain 20,000 bagels
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Easy to deliver!
Cinnimon Shipment – This luxurious shipment of cinnimon bagels is perfect for the whole family, from your siblings, to your wierd uncle that tells you to steal things. The Cinnimon bagel has been around for generations, but only now are we really taking advantage of the awesome power of the taste of cinnimon. We here at RPF Inc. have recieved batches of cinnimon bagels that have been genetically altared in order to maximise flavour and texture. Never again will you get crumbs on your shirt! – $3,500 shipment
Doomsday Bagels – Strait from Virtucon labs themselves, this seemingly harmless bagel is coated in a synthetic substance with the consistancy of dired glue that give the bagel its blueberry flavouring. The inners of the bagel are designed to minimize the amount of gunk left in the teeth. To top this seemingly perfect bagel off is a small bomb in the center of the bagel. Each bagel has the desructive power to take out the “Closer to the Home” available for sale on the real estate page. – $12,000 shipment
Dr. Bagel – The smartest way to start your day, Dr Bagel has been discovered growing in the southern most regions of Argentina. Dr. Bagel is an anomoly, for it contains a certain blend of newly discovered minerals that stimulate your brain activity to extreme levels. Study show that for every Dr. Bagel you eat, your IQ goes up 10 points. The bagel itself has an IQ of 300 and growing. If you want to be an evil genious, or a regular genious, we know you will love the taste of a strawberry-wheat wonderland. – $16,000 shipment
Plain Bagel – Its a plain bagel. Don’t get mad at it. Hey, settle down. Your making it angry! Calm down plain bagel, I’m o.k. with your lack of disirable toppings. Don’t worry man, its all cool, theres beer in the fridge, and the TV’s on. Alright, we cool? Good. So, maybe you want to buy this wonderful plain bagel? I sure hope cause this guy is freaking out! Oh my god hes got a gun! Someone buy him quick! No, no, no, stay back, stay —. – $7,000 shipment
Charged Bagel - This is a bagel decendent from a banana bagel. We here at RPF Inc. Have taken magnetic pulses and injected them into the bagel. One bite may just blow your head off. [Disclaimer, one bite will in fact, literally blow your head off.] This is also a handy bagel for explosive attacks. Just toss one at the enemy and watch them explode! – $12,000 shipment
Bagel Crafts – Decorate your bagel in a cute little tuxedo, or a perfect little dress. Or you could just put cream cheese all over it. Whatever you do with these hundreds of crafts, be sure not to eat the bagel you apply them to. These crafts contain mass amounts of mercury and should only be used for decoration. – $2,000 shipment
Paradox Bagel - Developed by researchers who will remain annonymous, this particular type of bagel contains charged chronotons. The particles give the bagel the ablilty to travel through time, with a delicious choco-chip flavor. If you don’t like chocolate chips, it is also available in plain and blueberry. WARNING: all time travel conducted will not allow arrival at a specific date. Getting ripped in half by a dinosaur, carved by a knight, or disengrated with a laser is not fault of the RPF Inc. or any of our sister companies. Duplication of the Paradox bagel may result in death. Results may vary. Great for parties!! – $20,000 shipment
Legal Bagel – This bagel is 100% legal. We promise that it didn’t illegally import it from Columbia. Who said that it contains crack? Well it doesn’t. It has a greencard! We swear, it’s just in his other… bagel…. thingy. We promise that by eating this bagel the border patrol won’t be on your tale. Don’t worry if you start freaking out, thats just a side effect from the crack, I mean sugar in the bagel. – $10 shipment + Passport
Led Bagel – No this bagel is not made of led! This bagel is in commemoration of the rejoining of Led Zeplin. We made sure to fill this bagel with plenty of goodness and yummy flavouring (and marijuana)! It has an MP3 player built into it that plays Stairway to Heaven every 15 minutes, even while it is digesting in your stomache. If you experiance nausia, munchies, giddyness, or a longing to write crazy nonsense song lyrics, you know this bagel is doing its job! – $20,000 shipment
Bagel of Mystery – This bagel is very mysterious. We have almost no information on it. It is an enigma wrapped in a riddle, trapped inside a box of mystery. You can find it at a location adjacent to a place in the vicinity of an area. Learn to respect the bagel, it will learn to respect you. Comes in blueberry! – $12,000 shipment
Donut Bagel – Is it a bagel, is it a donut? It’s got frosting like a donut, but it’s got bread like a bagel. It’s sweet and yummy, but it’s also nutrutional. It comes with cream cheese, but it doesn’t have a seem in order to cut it in half. Is it a bagel, or a donut? Take a bite and find out! – $9,000 shipment
GigaBagel – For those of you who have to download everything from the internet (i.e. clothes, instruments, songs, games, dates, porn) comes the only food that you can actually download strait from this site! You can use the function by holdin Ctrl+Alt+Caps Lock. You should immediately taste the wonderful, digital bagel in your mouth. If your mother catches you downloading THIS sweet treat, she won’t make you star in a naughty movie as punishment (don’t ask). Comes in plastic flavoured and electric flavoured. Every bytes worth it! - $17,000 download
Clown Bagel – At a party, sad. At a birthday party, sad. At XMAS, wierd. Under my bead, scary. Living with my sister, disgusting. Living with my mom, terribly disgusting. When is a clown a good thing? Let me tell you! On fire, in a woodchipper, soaking in acid, falling off a bridge, being hit with a mallet, being eaten by a ‘gator, being sent without a spacesuit to the moon. Clowns are just wrong. Maybe if you set this bagel on fire it will taste better maybe? – $3,000 shipment
Invisble Bagel – Now you see it now you don’t. RPF Inc. is not responsible if you cannot find your bagels. Don’t tell me that you don’t think they didn’t show up! They came! What do you mean we sent you a box of air? Well, then pay us for our precious air! It’s our air! Take that. Also available in strawberry. – $50,000 shipment.
Bagel Assortment- we wrapped up a small portion of all of our bagels so you can get a small assortment of whats we sell. We must leave you aware that when certain bagels come in close contact they spontaineously discombust. For example, the Dr. Bagel cannot touch the invisible bagel or it will implode. The plain bagel must be kept in a seperate cage. If you do allow the plain bagel to come in contact with any of your bagels, or god forbid, loved ones, RPF Inc. is not responsible for death by bagel. – $25,000 shipment
Chinese Bagel – THIS is the “led” bagel you were thinking of. This bagel has more lead than the core of the earth, or some other planet, I forget which one. It comes strait from China, the only country with such a large lack of laws that they would even make such an atrosity. RPF Inc. remains not liable for death caused by any of our bagels. Do not consume Chinese Bagel. – $13,000 shipment
Super Secret Spy Bagel – The super secret spy bagel is so super secret that you have to be a super secret member of a super secret spy club to learn about it’s mystery. This purchase is actually for the membership that enables you to buy the bagel. – $50,000 Membership, $30,000 shipment
Playstation Bagel – Do you like videogames? Do you like bagels? Do you like to eat bagels while you play videogames? NO!? You mean YES!!! The new playstation bagel allows disks to be wedged into the bagel crease and read as though they were games! I bet you want to play it now!! Games not included, bagel may be toxic to humans. – $20,000 shipment
Robotic Bagel – Don’t confuse this bagel with the gigabagel. Robotic Bagel is made of solid titanium, perfect for chucking at someones face. Then again titanium is incredibly light… Well, anyway, its a great bagel. Buy it. – $10,000 Shipment
Evil Bagel – That plain bagel was crazy! It bit off my thumb! If you thought he was out of control, just look at the evil bagel! This things got nuclear warheads! That’s right! News just in says that the Evil Bagel has weapons of mass destruction. He’s taking me hostage. If you don’t buy him I might die! Won’t you buy him please. If you don’t buy him… he might come and get you! – $12,000 shipment
[Insert Name of Bagel Here] – Alright my adoring public, I need some ideas. It is not that I’ve run our of ideas or anything (d) but I want to see what my public wants! – $40,000 Shipment
Bagel Genie – A fabulous bagel for our fabulous viewers. This bagel is unbelievably hard, but in exchange for its hardness there is a a special suprise inside. If you rub the bagel at any given moment, you will be granted 3 wishes [1 in 7 million chance] So buy the bagel, or else it might buy you!! BOO! – $40,000 shipment
Guns and Roses Bagel - This bagel is incredibly awesome, ffeaturiong pictures of Slash and the band live and on stage. This bagel plays Mr. Brownstone every 15 minutes! Also note that this semi-delicious bagel contains 4 kinds of things! Be sure to never consume the bagel. – $15,000 shipment
Bagel of the Devil – Donated to us by Ned Flanders himself, the bagels of the devil allow you to sell your soul to the actuall devil! (devils may vary) Remember that if you don’t eat the entire bagel, you wont have to spend an eternity in the never ending pit of flames. If you DO eat the bagel, you will be put on trial by a jury of the devils closest friends. This jury is mainly a bunch of dead lawyers. – $2,000 shipment
Tommer is a Crybaby Bagel – Due to Tommer’s recent… wierdness, I am making a bagel to honor his years of service. You see, he committed one of the 7 Deadly Sins, and became envious of the new found friendship between myself and Tucker-Jinx. As a result, he quit being my right hand man, and put me on his ignore list for the rest of his life [talking in terms of the chat]. As a result of THAT, he missed a really awesome thing on TV that only us on the chat would know about. Buy this bagel in order to make fun of his big, dumb, feeble, mind. So it’s not all that big. Whatever. – $5,000 shipment
Van Wilder Bagel – Want to experiance the college life, over and over and over and over and over again? The Van Wilder bagel will send you on a world of the college experiments and parties. Warning, this bagel may cause partying. – $5,000 shipment
Symbiotic Bagel – Capable of destroying entire nations, the Symbiotic Bagel holds a “special” bond between the eater and itself. After taking a bite of the bagel, it should cling to your flesh, causing a parasitic bond, and the total take over of your body. Do not be alarmed, because we are working on a way to make it less hostile. In the mean time, try a shipment for just $4000!
Bud Bagel – Budwieser has offered to sell us bagels to sell to YOU! These bagels contain 5 times the legal alcohal limit and are sure to get you ripe and fat. It is not advized that you drive after consuming the Bud Bagel, but it’s also not advized that you use your hairdryer while in the shower, so… how truthful can those things be anyways? Right? – $10,000 shipment
Parental Guide Bagel – Parents, are your kids obnoxious? Determined to make your life miserable? Well not anymore! Recent technology has allowed us to plant a small tazer in each one of these bagels! The tazer, when consumed, will attach to the liner of your childs asophogus, and deliver a small electric shock via remote control that will be givin to you with the purchase of one shipment of Parental Guidence Bagels! – $20,000 shipment
Children Guidence Bagel - Kids, are your parents embarrassing? Determined to make your like miserable? Well not anymore! Recent technology has allowed us to plant a small tazer in each one of these bagels! The tazer, when consumed, will attach to the liner of your parent’s asophogus, and deliver a small electric shock via remote control that will be givin to you with the purchase of one shipment of Children Guidence Bagels! – $20,500 shipment
Medication Bagel – Feeling depressed? Just want it all to go away? Get some medication! Better yet, get this bagel filled with random medications! Bite into it and watch as you feel better about yourself. We had a doctor bound and gagged, then forced to sign a waver making all of these bagels legal. One bite might give you extacy, or advil! – $10,000 shipment
Ibanez Bagel – Ibanez has donated this fabulous bagel to us and told us to sell it as fast as we can. With the Ibanez Bagel you can plug any number of musical instruments in and start playing. There are jacks sticking out from all over, so be sure to watch out when you eat! – $13,000 shipment
iBagel – Lord and master Steve Jobs said “Sell iBagel”. Must… sell iBagel. Due to the “i” in front of the bagel, it will start at $75,000 a bagel and each bagel will play have an Mp4 player.
eBagel – At the turn of the century, it was a huge fad to put an “e” at the front of things you sell. Scientits speculate why, but the fact of the matter is that we now have an entire wherehouse full of eBagels that need to be sold. So come on down to the wherehouse and buy a shipment! – $2,000 shipment
aBagel – aBagel sure is a bagel! aBagel has bread, and sometimes fruit, and it has the little hole thingy, and it has that like, crumblyness. Yes, aBagel sure is a bagel.-$50,000 shipment
Nurse Bagel – Remember Dr. Bagel? No? How can you not remember the laughs we shared, and the times we cried. Don’t you remember when we all went down to Cancun for the summer, and these chicks decided to give us all… oh never mind. The point is, Nurse Bagel is Dr. Bagel’s creation. You know how smart he was! Right? Or did you forget that too… you… you… forgetter! Nurse Bagel has got some “advantages” that the doctor set up himself. Even though he is a bagel and his idea of advantages isn’t the same as ours… Well Nurse Bagel’s got a HUGE hole! - $12,000 shipment.
December 29, 2007 at 3:01 pm
1ST!!!!!!!!!!
December 29, 2007 at 3:01 pm
BAGELS !!!???
December 29, 2007 at 5:29 pm
come on, really, but BAGELS??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O
December 29, 2007 at 8:36 pm
I LOVE BAGELS! I WANNA WORK IN THE BAGEL DEPT.
Commando717: Alright, welcome to the bagel dept. You work in marketting, your job is to make sales and manage the money.
December 30, 2007 at 12:45 am
can i work here i love bagles.
p.s.can u start a waffles dept.
Commando717: Welcome to the Bagel Dept. Your job is salesmen. lol we should start a waffles dept.
December 30, 2007 at 4:23 pm
u want mye to buy that real money????!!!! go to http://banditbud777.wordpress.com
Commando717: Not really money, jeez, your lucky we dont make you pay on CP either.
December 30, 2007 at 4:56 pm
Can I work here? And can I be in the Weapons Dept. as a Salesperson?
Order:
I want to feed RPF’s troops. 1,000 Banana Bagels
5,000 Regular Bagels
15,000 Blueberry
20,000 Strawberry
Toatal: 41,000 Bagels Tell me my price and my positions please.
Commando717: Welcome to the weapons dept.- boy thats a pretty big order, a pretty big order that strawberry, blueberry, and Banana bagels arent sold here. At least not yet. Ill ring you up the Regular(plain) bagels for now. Your total cost is: $1750 Your shipment will arrive on Wednesday.
December 30, 2007 at 7:03 pm
Can I work here? You cant have a bagel without butter. Its so good!
Commando717: Welcome to the Bagel Dept. Your our new Researcher!
December 30, 2007 at 7:05 pm
The plain bagel myte eat me!
AHHHHHH
December 30, 2007 at 8:24 pm
Ok thats ok. Just get me the plain like you said. I will pay will a check credit card on Wednesday.
December 31, 2007 at 9:14 am
comando im going to need 1 shipment of plain 1 shipment of 1 shipment of cinnamon and 1 shipment of dr. bagels. Alot of troops in mamoth could use some food for accidently getting involved in some acp uma wars
Commando717: Your shipment of bagels will arrive Wednesday, were going to have to air drop them in since its a war zone. We will drop them at the cove, so be ready. Your payment is $26,500
December 31, 2007 at 2:21 pm
lol im not buy’n the plain bagel, no the one across the street just killed Master Chief can nothing stop it? (Dun Dun Duuuunnn)
December 31, 2007 at 6:18 pm
lol i like the new bagels u added
December 31, 2007 at 7:43 pm
Pankake I will take your order.
Order: 20,000 Plain Bagels (1 shippenment)
20,000 Cinnamon Bagels (1 Shippment)
20,000 Dr. Bagels (1 Shippment)
Tax: N/S
(No Tax)
Total: $26,500
Payment: Unknown
Thats your reciept your shippment will arrive on Friday 2008. TELL ME BY TUESDAY WHAT YOUR GOING TO PAY WITH.
Commando717: I already got it handled, since its a Mammoth situation.
December 31, 2007 at 8:45 pm
ill pay with a check mumble and tnx but im a ceo lol i could just do it myself
January 1, 2008 at 1:44 am
Oh well. lol Ok lets see $26,000 with a check. Pay me right here just do it in this format.
Name: Pankake
Order: (# of bagels)
Total:
Siganter: (Or just Right your name again lol)
January 1, 2008 at 11:04 am
here it is comando or mumble lol i dnt know which one
pankake2
60,000 bagels
26,000
~pankake2~
January 1, 2008 at 12:07 pm
ok SOLD
Commando717: That counts as one sale towards employee of the month.
January 1, 2008 at 7:28 pm
sweet
January 1, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Everyone please visit my igloo. My igloo is a shipping ground/office area. It has four desks and one Main desk for Commando/Blak Mafias. It has a breifing area where we can have meetings, arguements, etc. Lastly it has a shipping ground with LCD TVs, VCRs, Play Systems, and more. Come visit my igloo because most of you are already my buddy.
NOTE: WE NEED COMPUTERS. So i installed some in each one of the desks.
January 1, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Also Commando I just sold a TV, VCR, HDTV, and a Bagel (lol) to a RPF soldier name Sweetie1041. I hope that counts to the employee to the month award
Commando717: Yah it counts, how much did you make? I need to add it to the vault.
January 1, 2008 at 11:29 pm
$1075 dollars sir
January 2, 2008 at 7:34 am
Commando if i wanted to buy something is there another way i cld figure out the account other then email or aim cuz i cant use them
January 2, 2008 at 3:47 pm
you should make a pie department.
January 2, 2008 at 7:14 pm
can i have a bagel and a lcd high deff tv from you guys??????????????? answer back please
January 2, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Sure SOLD
January 2, 2008 at 7:16 pm
lol i win i win
January 2, 2008 at 7:17 pm
sorry that was my gay friend jeff
January 3, 2008 at 3:45 pm
blak sure here is you receipt
1 bagel thats going to be 1 dollar
1$
and tell me how ur going to pay if credit card sighn here please _________
i need the dimension on the flat screen to sell it to u.
January 3, 2008 at 7:12 pm
uhhh… AHHHHHH!!!! PLAIN BAGEL!!! I’ll buy it! I’ll pay 40000000000 and FEM will pay
January 3, 2008 at 7:14 pm
Blak I will sell you the TV.
Thats 2,500 dollars just tell me how your gonna pa and sign right here.
January 3, 2008 at 7:31 pm
ok ill pay with cash.
Blak Mafias
There you go when do i get my stuff?
January 3, 2008 at 7:32 pm
i want to buy it from mumble!
January 3, 2008 at 7:33 pm
can i join the bagel department?
January 3, 2008 at 7:46 pm
OK I willl delive the TV Today at 8. It will requrie you to be there and i need a signature
January 3, 2008 at 8:08 pm
SOLD Commando update the employee of the month thing because I have three sales so far
January 3, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Well now i have 5 sales!!!!!!!!!!!!! I counted wrong the first time.
January 3, 2008 at 11:17 pm
Can I Work Here? Can I Be The Assistant Manger? I love bagles with cheez whiz and jelly! Try It!
January 4, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Sir sorry I keep bugging you but I have 7 sales now. I made $5 for one bagel sold to Sledride(former CPNS soldier)
January 5, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Hey commando I never noticed this, may I be in the Bagels Dept.? I think i desrve it.
January 6, 2008 at 9:53 am
i have 13 sales!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
January 6, 2008 at 12:04 pm
hmmmmm yummy dounut wait did i say that out loud? anyways why do have bagles cant you make other food like pizza or pie,lunch food
dinner food,snack food etc….. just bagles im dispointed in the plain bagle
really beer–tipper1118 p.s. i get its a joke
January 6, 2008 at 12:17 pm
I have 8 yay!!!!!!!
January 6, 2008 at 12:39 pm
DONT YOU UGYS EVER ANSWER QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!COME ON COMMANO AND TAYTAY
January 6, 2008 at 5:25 pm
I made so much money today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I made a ——————– so much money!!!!!!!!! Sorry cant tell you how i made so much. ITS NOT ILLEGAL I JUST WANT TO BE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH. I DONT WANT EVERYONE TO DO WHAT I DID.
Heres the total i made: $18 million 45 thousand 6 hundred and 4
That is $18,045,604. i HAVE SO MANY SALES!!!!!!!!
I have 33 sales!!!! O MY!!!!!!!!!!!!! 33rd SALE!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!
January 6, 2008 at 6:14 pm
lol calm down and u dnt have 33 sales lol
January 6, 2008 at 6:49 pm
Actually Yeah I do. Want me to tell you how i did? I will because me and you are like the only ones selling. I will calm down but I HAVE 33 SALES. I DID SOMETHING THAT MADE PEOPLE BUY FROM ME. Dont ever say im a lair because im not. I have 33 sales becuase I made tally marks of everything i sold. Also I have that much money but i should have a billion because some gave me a billion for a army vehicle
January 6, 2008 at 7:51 pm
yes mumble say very person then cuz i got over 4 sales and i dont think that there were 37+ asks to buys something so name all the people and not “made up” people “real” people.
January 6, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Ok i only have 5 sales because i opened up my igloo as a store and sold stuff. lets make a rule you must have the orders visible and you must sell stuff on this site. that means you pankake lol.
but seriosuly i only have 5 sales that are visible on here
January 7, 2008 at 2:06 pm
lol i have 133 that are visible on here
January 7, 2008 at 2:06 pm
typo 13******
January 8, 2008 at 10:08 pm
ok i was going to say. dude lol. BUT DONT THINK I CHEATED I THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING THAT PANKAKE. I have 6 i think that are visible
January 9, 2008 at 6:20 pm
i love bagels!!! and i love toast with butter!!!
January 9, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Ill get you some. want a reciept?
20,000 Bagels
Total: $5,000
If you agree sign here ______________.
January 24, 2008 at 6:18 pm
I have lamp bagels! just rub them and 5 out of 10 times there will be a bagel genie ready to grant 3 of your bagel wishes!
January 26, 2008 at 9:34 pm
I don’t get it real bagels or cp bagels
January 27, 2008 at 12:18 am
haha bagels….
February 3, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Nucaler Bagel – This bagel is at great used at the battle feald. It is bagel and a nucaler bomb! This bagel is given to us by Iran. You can use it on your foe. This bagel can not eaten. If you do, you blow up. Great for warfare! Made in Iran. – $2,000 Shipment
February 3, 2008 at 5:45 pm
laAaAaAaAame
February 6, 2008 at 5:04 pm
this the new site!!!
February 13, 2008 at 5:14 pm
I want the Evil Bagel
February 14, 2008 at 7:49 am
i would like to oreder 5 shipments of invisible bagals please. That gives me a total of $25,000. Well heres the money and heres my signiture: Omega39
February 14, 2008 at 11:39 am
dealio thanks dood
February 14, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Yeah, um . . . those bagels are pretty expensive. I might go to Nachos Inc. and get some CHEAPER Nachos. Lol Jk.
500,000 ORDERS OF TOMMER IS A CRYBABY BAGELS PLEASE! Deliver it Straight to the FIrst-Class Importing bay at Rapidy Inc!
http://Rapidyincorperated.wordpress.com
((((Rapidy))))
Sure thing dude. You just gave us the most money EVER!
February 14, 2008 at 10:13 pm
I would like to order a shipment of the eBagel. Heres
$ 2,000. Bad news China might go to war with the U.S.A. ! China is with Russia! China and Russia also might go to war with Europe and Japan! It might be Cold War II! Iran is not giving anymore nuclare bagels due to the U.N. finding out and the Chinese stealing them for the next cold war. :/ Well for now we have to make bunkers in case of a nuclare attct. After that war it would be only a chockrouch, Sanjaya’s hair, the Nachos, RPFinc., RPF, ACP, PRA, Brittney Spears, Ryan Seacreast, Jack Sparrow, more Jack Sparrows, Oboma, Cliton, and a trinkey. There will be others but will probaly kill them selfs when they hear Sanjaya sing. The only narmol people are all CP armys and you guys.
Meowcat1001
February 14, 2008 at 10:15 pm
My peanut.
February 15, 2008 at 10:27 pm
I’m Rich, but not anymore!!:(
ANyone want a Tommer is a Crybaby Bagel? on the House!
February 16, 2008 at 10:04 am
sure
February 16, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Ok u wanna play THAT way rapidywad??
1,000,000,000 Rapidy SUCKS at dissing bagels!
Deliver them to RPF chat A.S.A.P
February 16, 2008 at 2:47 pm
And i’ll like 1,000,000 Ibagels. The MOST expensive bagels too.
i’d also liked Rapidy sucks at dissing engraved in EVERY bagel!
Get them to RPF sooner then before!
February 16, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Jez, Tommer u don’t have to put Rapidy down. At least he didn’t make the Tommer is a crybaby or the Rapidy sucks bagel. rolls eyes. U r imachure. Can I have 2,000 I hate George W. Bush bagel and sent it to the ACP quickly. Thats 20,000 bucks. Well where was I? Oh ya! I made the Tommer is being imachure bagel. Only $10,000 per shippment. It comes with the I hate George W. Bush bagel and the Oboma is a lier bagel. For Rapidy it’s free. Good for bad day or if Oboma win the 08 election. Made in the USA.
Meowcat1001
P.S. Please don’t make the Meowcat is a loser bagel or something like that.
Thank you.
Gotcha. 200000 meowcat is a loser bagels comin up!
February 16, 2008 at 6:26 pm
I’ll like $10,000 of the Tommer is a cry baby. Send it to RPF and ACP befor Tommer’s order.
February 16, 2008 at 9:15 pm
dude. This is a joke!
February 17, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Ok. But, don’t call me dude. I’m a girl and I hate being called dude.
February 18, 2008 at 11:36 am
ok dude. hey dude, dude,did you like, dude, dude? whats up dude?
February 20, 2008 at 3:03 pm
I’ll take 75 shipments of ‘aBagels’ which should come out to about… let me find my calulator…..$37,500,00
Signature: BlackBurnt
February 20, 2008 at 5:46 pm
ok 1 shipment of Charged Bagels. one shipment of Doomsday bagels. should be $24000 heres $25000 keep the change
February 20, 2008 at 7:14 pm
meowcat shut up about poltics theres 3 things you dont talk about at work poltics,religion and family pluse omba rules im a kid that spourts omba but i spourt the repilcans so that made me a ombacan so SHUT UP ABOUT OMBA
I 100% disagree. She can talk about politics all she wants. I am open to debate and discussion. The best conversations are teh tones that take place when there is debate. Unfortunately most of you dont know how to debate
February 21, 2008 at 10:06 am
Damn the playsation bagel always has the freaking read disc error!
February 21, 2008 at 10:11 am
Crap! my Playstation bagel has the freaking read disc error too! and i am not putting beer into my mouth! unless its strawberry flavor!
February 21, 2008 at 11:45 pm
?
February 21, 2008 at 11:55 pm
Meowcat I’ll take some free bagels.
February 23, 2008 at 8:16 am
ok rapidy, your shipment will be in in about….. (calculates) 3 hours. Have a nice day!
February 23, 2008 at 6:12 pm
ok fine talk about poltics just dont go dising our family and religon
February 23, 2008 at 6:15 pm
ok now i have mr funny guy tipper1118 and tipper1118(air force adimral for rpf)
March 7, 2008 at 1:57 pm
contact me….im willing to do a contract so you can sell wafuls
January 18, 2009 at 1:40 am
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January 19, 2009 at 7:39 am
I want shipment of Led Bagels.