Music Dept.

This is where RPF Inc. will spread the cerativity of music to all of our loyal customers. Enjoy!

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Lets Fall – Not as popular as the Les Paul guitar, this large 5 1/2 string will be sure to have you rocking all day long. It uses enough power to run Ireland for a day, and is deadly to touch. Play with caution, and be sure to buy the attachements! WARNING: RPF INC. CANNOT BE HELD LIABLE FOR DEATH BY ELECTROCUTION /MERCURY POISONING. – $200

Vintage Bender - This famous looking 12 string comes with 6 strings already torn off. It gives you that vintage fealing. You can buy back the missing strings, but, there actually…. erm.. isn’t a place to put them. Anyways, this vintage guitar is perfect for rocking out loud. – $400

Proffesser DJ Boogies – This record scratching, weapon of mass funk is perfect for any party, be it a night club, or a barmitzfah. Be sure to spray the vynls clean, for bacterial build up is an issue. This particular machine has been owned and signed by several hundred famous DJs. Now get the FUNK out of my store!!! – $1200

Distortion Pedal – Is your guitar too wimpy. Get rid of that wimpy little dork, without any muscles or disireable features. Yeah, I’m talking to you, all guitars without one of these distortion pedals. You wimps. From the makers of the plain bagel comes the Plain Distortion pedal. Blow your ears out in style, and fast, cause once again this guy has a gun. Get him out of my shop and quick. – $50

Sir Bangs Much- This drum set is soooo cool, it supports the double ontandra its name bears. Sir Bangs alot is the best way to make friends, know what I mean? With Sir Bangs Alot, you’ll be bangin’ all day, and bangin all night. – $800

16 Responses to “Music Dept.”

  1. Yoshi Nelly Says:

    nice

  2. General Bobliosenior Says:

    ill buy the drums for $825

  3. I’ll buy the “Vintage Bender” for $499.00

  4. ill take the sir bangs much

  5. theyt heres your reciept

    1 vintage bender-499.00$

    thank you for shopping at rpf inc

    i threw in a couple free guitar pics to

    5th sale !!!!!!!!!!!1

  6. I HAVE 6 SALES!!!!!!

  7. tipper1118 Says:

    nice well since it will be a long since i join ill buy the distortion pedal for
    55.00 (the extera 5.00 if for picks and who ever can get my first ill give you some cash for you turbles (but you have good paying jobs right?)

  8. heres your reciept tipper

    1 distotion pedal-50.00$

    total-50.00$

    and an extra 5 for me oh yeah thank you sir

  9. shrinkchopn5 Says:

    we will make big doe off those!!!

  10. generalziehen Says:

    I’ll buy the Contrabass Clarinet for $????. Give me a price for it…

  11. blak mafias(5 star general)a.k.a(CEO of RPF inc.) Says:

    $1,000,000,000, ahahhahahahahaha just messin dude idk lets say 1,000 dollors.

  12. Manager Bobliosenior Says:

    ok spikexp, sold. they will arrive in about 2-3 days.

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  14. Add to the list: 4-string “Rockabilly” Double Bass, 4-string Orchestral Double Bass, and German 5-string Double Bass. Thanks!

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